Now that Obamacare has been repealed, revised or whatever we’re supposed to call it with the American Healthcare Act, we want to give you the chance to get in on a very special medical box subscription!
Introducing the American Healthcare Box!
In the American Healthcare Box you’ll get a month’s supply of a different prescription every month! Have heart disease? Chances are Lipitor will come in one of these months! Can’t get an erection? Viagra may arrive soon too! Want birth control? Sorry that’s not coming any of the boxes.
In addition to pills, you’ll also get thrills! We’ll send out different medical supplies every month. Bandaids, thermometers, ice packs, catheters, enemas and more!
And if you subscribe to the box before the first month is sent out, you’ll get to bypass the preexisting conditions clause*.
Wanted health insurance? This subscription box is even better! …than the American Healthcare Act. Because for many of you gambling on what you’re gonna get still gives you better odds of surviving.
You can subscribe to this subscription box for only $300 a month! Act now! Supplies may be limited!
*Some—totally reasonable—restrictions apply.