HI! Have you ever said to yourself:
“How do I make money on the internet?“
Of course you have!
“But I’m not really good at anything!“
None of us are! But there is a great new way to make money on the internet without having any discernible skills!
“Wow! Tell me more!“
Ok! I will! For only $499.99 (plus s/h) you can take my 12 week web seminar on how to create a business making web seminars that (get this!) teach others how to create web seminars.
“Is this a pyramid scheme?“
What’s a pyramid scheme? We like to think of this as Inception-style education sales!
“Is this legal?“
Well, I suppose that depends on where you’re attending the seminar from!
“Oh ok! But where am I going to get $500 to attend?“
Woah! It’s $499.99 (plus s/h) not $500! Secondly, if you want something bad enough, you’ll find a way! Plus, after you’re certified, you’ll be able to teach your own web seminar and make that money back right away!
“It sounds like I can’t afford not to give you $499.99 (plus s/h)!“
That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you! Now where’s our money?