What an Amazing Learning Opportunity

HI! Have you ever said to yourself:
How do I make money on the internet?

Of course you have!

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But I’m not really good at anything!

None of us are!  But there is a great new way to make money on the internet without having any discernible skills!

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Wow! Tell me more!

Ok! I will!  For only $499.99 (plus s/h) you can take my 12 week web seminar on how to create a business making web seminars that (get this!) teach others how to create web seminars.

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Is this a pyramid scheme?

What’s a pyramid scheme?  We like to think of this as Inception-style education sales!

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Is this legal?

Well, I suppose that depends on where you’re attending the seminar from!

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Oh ok! But where am I going to get $500 to attend?

Woah!  It’s $499.99 (plus s/h) not $500!  Secondly, if you want something bad enough, you’ll find a way!  Plus, after you’re certified, you’ll be able to teach your own web seminar and make that money back right away!

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It sounds like I can’t afford not to give you $499.99 (plus s/h)!

That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you!  Now where’s our money?

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